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Feb. 4th, 2024 03:11 pm
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OPEN RP
I said that I would make this much cleaner and neater and now here we are.

Let me say thank you for stopping by and giving this journal a look over. This is a space to unwind and have a little bit of fun. If you want to thread something out, well then let's do just that. You can throw something my way and I'll just roll with what you give me. Or you can drop me a message if you want to plot something out.

Let's RP!

Date: 2024-02-18 11:30 pm (UTC)
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[ This sudden willingness to cooperate earns a very dubious look. It feels like a trap. It smells like a trap. Undoubtedly, whatever Alastor is about to reveal is likely to be both a lie and unequivocally disturbing. And yet Lucifer is going to hear it out of the vain hope that maybe, just maybe, it'll give him some kind of insight into this parasite that's suctioned itself to Charlie's affection.

He doesn't mind withdrawing the cane. Not like he needs to get whatever disease Alastor's so taken with on it and spread it around the hotel.
]

Only because everyone else who's made dinner has sent us all off to visit the porcelain goddess. [ Even his wonderful, dear Charlie's skills lie somewhere other than cooking. It's not like he's paying special attention to Alastor or anything. ] And fine, that sounds fair enough. It's not like I wanna stick around and watch you eat.

[ No, he could do without the memory of any more wet, crunching noises, thanks! ]

Date: 2024-02-20 02:52 am (UTC)
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[ It sure does say a lot. A lot that Lucifer really doesn't wanna dwell on, knowing that Alastor's down here for a spot of serial murder. Bleh. Is this some Hannibal bullshit? Was Alastor cooking his kills into a lovely five course dinner? Then why is he down here eating them raw?? Nope. Nope, not thinking about this any more. He does not need to understand Alastor this much!

Although he does understand the demon enough to be skeptical of his explanation. Okay, he's skeptical of everything Alastor does, but especially when it's couched as for someone else's benefit! Charlie, the hotel, it's all the same, and Lucifer knows better than to trust a sinner of Alastor's caliber with any of it. So maybe it's not a lie, but he has thoughts about it being the whole reason Alastor's doing this.

Lucifer makes the saner decision not to pry into that any more deeply unless he really needs to, though.

Instead, he gives the pool of blood a disgusted glance, then, with obvious irritation, waves his cane at Alastor.
]

Yeah, okay, you wanna chow down on some tasty fellow sinner where no one with delicate sensibilities will see. Still doesn't explain why you can't cook it before eating!

i saw nothing

Date: 2024-02-21 02:35 am (UTC)
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[ Lucifer's going to keep on thinking whatever he wants and — most importantly — never think about Alastor eating other demons again. Yeugh, not something he wants to happen upon twice. Which surely won't happen! Ha ha, that'd just be silly.

Anyway, Lucifer rolls his eyes at Alastor's answer, even makes sure to tilt his head so Alastor can see beneath the brim of his extremely dapper hat. And so the shadow can see it, too. He remains unimpressed.
]

Aaaand there it is. Coulda just said you like it better this way. [ A low, disgruntled grumble. But fine, part of him is glad Alastor's at least putting this much thought into maintaining the hotel's reputation. For Charlie's sake, of course. And if that happens to coincide with Alastor's meal preferences, well, whatever. He'll give it a pass. It's still absolutely revolting, he knows Alastor knows his way around a spice rack, but whatever! He doesn't have to live like this! ] Fine, fine, question answered, I don't know what I was expecting.

[ He lifts his hand and wiggles his fingers in an unenthusiastic wave. ]

Enjoy the rest of your meal, I guess.

Date: 2024-02-21 10:42 pm (UTC)
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[ Surely never!

Lucifer avoids the hat-napping, but he does flick his fingers, sending his own shadow reaching up the wall, many-winged and looming— to pat Alastor's shadow on its hatless head. His shadow manages a single pat before Alastor and it vanish into a darker patch of shadow; a glance to his own shadow, the two exchanging a shrug, and Lucifer resolves to put Alastor — and his grisly dinner plans — out of his head entirely.

And it works! He does not think about Alastor cheerfully ripping out other demons' throats or tearing their hearts from their chests for a full three days. Nearly 72 hours, even! There's so much else to think about: Charlie, her well-intentioned but doomed to failure plan to teach sinners about hygiene, her more likely to succeed plan to institute weekly paid street cleaning duty, the dog-demon guest who brought in fleas and sparked the whole hygiene plan... Alastor doesn't so much as surface in his thoughts.

Except for all the times Alastor's directly in front of him. And when they're bickering. And when Charlie sends him a group photo that includes Alastor. And when—

Well. It's not Alastor eating a live sinner, he'll take it.

Which is of course why, when he heads out to a very different part of town to pick up some kind of welcome treat Charlie's ordered, he slaps a hand to his cheek and groans as he walks smack into another one of Alastor's feeding grounds.

Literally smack into it. He turns the corner, looking for the store entrance (okay, he may be slightly lost), and runs face first into the yelping body of a man held firmly in Alastor's grasp. By the throat. With his viscera hanging out, a spill of blood and chunky flesh and gore that ensures he'll be dying slowly and extremely painfully.
]

Oh, for fuck's sake. [ This time, his entire side is stained in shades of red. It's warm and lumpy and soaking through all his layers. Yeugh. ] Again?

Date: 2024-02-24 02:42 am (UTC)
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[ Great. Not only is he soaked in gore, but now his ears are ringing from Alastor's little fit of temper. At least Lucifer managed to get a hand up, conjured umbrella shading him from the shower of sparks and glass. Slowly, Lucifer shakes the debris off, then closes the umbrella. He drops it and it vanishes midair. He spends a moment (using his unbloodied hand) to gently prod at his ear.

Then he turns balefully to Alastor. Alastor, who's looming and glowing and making a truly ridiculous amount of fuss over nothing. So Lucifer's walked in on him eating again. It's not like he wants to be here, either! Or ever see this again! He's the one who should be throwing a childish tantrum about the whole thing!
]

Oh, get over it. [ The staticky growling, the whole bitch fit. It's not like Lucifer's even trying to take the near-corpse away or anything. ] What are you even doing all the way out here?

[ He holds up his blood-soaked sleeve and shakes it, sending droplets flying. Yuck. ]

Date: 2024-02-26 01:32 am (UTC)
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Sheesh, you're grumpy when someone interrupts a feeding.

[ He rolls his eyes, but there's still something thoughtful to his expression. Yeah, he and Alastor get along about as well as oil and water, but this seems a little over the top for someone stumbling in on a meal. Is it because Alastor doesn't like anyone seeing him looking less than put together? This is a far cry from his usual spic and span mode of dress and his snooty air of nose-in-the-air better than thou ponce. Even when they're throwing words at each other, Alastor usually doesn't seem this worked up. There's just a certain edge to the way Alastor snaps his jaws and speaks right through gritted, razor sharp teeth that sends a serrated spark down Lucifer's spine.

Lucifer waves a dismissive hand — which coincidentally sends a wave of golden magic rippling along his coat, squeezing the blood out as it passes.
]

If you think I want to be stumbling across this once, let alone twice, you should get your head checked, make sure nothing got knocked loose during that battle.

[ The blood lingers in the air for a moment before dropping with a wet plop to the ground, where it runs up the slight incline of the concrete to rejoin the main puddle beneath Alastor's meal. ]

Date: 2024-02-27 01:50 am (UTC)
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Huh.

[ Not the reaction Lucifer had expected. He'd pictured something more like their usual sniping, a pointed back and forth. Not the shadows nipping at his heels like they want to sink their claws in and devour him. Not the acrid glow of Alastor's magic in a display they both know means absolutely nothing when it's up against Lucifer's angelic might. And certainly not Alastor snarling in his face, no trace of his iron-clad control and composure to be found.

There's enough power in Alastor's words to send his coat flapping in the currents of rage. Still not intimidating, but it does make something low in Lucifer's gut twinge, a little furl of heat that snakes up his spine. Exactly how hard is it to get Alastor to lose his cool like this? How hard would it be to do it again?

Absently, Lucifer waves away a few of the sickly sigils that're floating too close to his face — bats at them and sends them floating on their way back towards their source without even a sting.
]

I know you're not actually an idiot, but it feels like I've gotta put it out in the open here, bud. That does a real great job of making me think everything's the complete opposite of perfectly fine.

[ In a low drawl, not quite mocking, not quite on the side of amused, either. ]

Date: 2024-02-28 02:47 am (UTC)
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[ It's a little impressive, Lucifer will give that. Alastor makes a fine, snarling figure of inexplicable rage. Most other demons in Hell would be quaking in their boots to have something like this creature looming over them — and for a moment, Alastor very much is a creature, unthinking fury and a hunger for brutal violence. And then, the next moment, he's not.

He's not, because of the viscous drip of liquid that falls onto Lucifer's cheek. Before he even touches it, Lucifer knows what it is, warm and iron-tinged. Lucifer catches his hat before it can drift more than a couple inches from his head and resettles it. Then he wipes the liquid away, glances at the red on his hand for only a moment. Only a formality with the scent of Alastor's blood and the damp-earth smell of Alastor's power heavy around him.

And the way Alastor reacts to that drip of blood. Well. Things aren't fine. They're much less fine than Alastor would have him believe, if this much posturing is enough to have him bleeding all over his would-be-prey. Showing weakness.

It's fascinating, the way Alastor retreats back into this facade of propriety. As though he isn't the more ravenous of the beasts between the two of them. As though they both don't know.

Lucifer's lips curl up at the corners. He takes longer than he needs to as he licks the smear of Alastor's blood from his fingers.

And then he turns on his heel, presenting Alastor with his back. Offers a cheery little wave over his shoulder.
]

Well, I wouldn't want to embarrass you any more! Enjoy the rest of your meal.

Date: 2024-03-03 01:45 am (UTC)
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[ Lucifer doesn't exactly notice the new Sinner and his attempts to win Alastor over. What he notices is that there's less Alastor around in general. He can have a conversation with Charlie without the demon popping up to shove how vital and necessary to Charlie he is into Lucifer's face. He can get breakfast and not hear a snide comment about some perfectly normal thing he's doing, like eating scrambled eggs. He doesn't find himself snarling up at someone five times a day. And that is downright weird.

Eventually, he notices the reason why. And it's annoying, okay? Sure, Alastor's obnoxious, but this whole half-hearted arguing thing? Not worth the time of day. Lucifer'd rather the demon just skip them entirely instead of give a lackluster performance. So yeah, he's ticked off. Especially when it's obvious Alastor's playing... some kind of game with the new sinner. There's no way Lucifer actually believes Alastor's got the wool pulled over his eyes the way it seems.

Right?

Right, no way. So Lucifer should just ignore the whole thing. Put an end to the half-assed sniping and move on. Alastor obviously has; honestly, Lucifer doesn't know why he's still keeping up the pretense when he's found something more interesting.

More interesting. Ha! More interesting than the king of Hell. Whatever, Lucifer said from the start he had bad taste.

So Alastor's going out to see Mimzy. Lucifer's going out, too — heading in the opposite direction of the dive where Mimzy performs. No need for him to see whatever mess Alastor's planning. Alastor's not the only one allowed to go for a stroll around Hell, and Lucifer is damn well going to enjoy his night free of the demon.

Which is why it's genuine surprise on Lucifer's face when he steps through a door and sees— of course. Of course it's Alastor. Why wouldn't it be?
]

You have got to be kidding me.

Date: 2024-03-04 01:44 am (UTC)
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[ Lucifer's first instinct is to turn on his heel and walk right back out the door. It'd save him a lot of trouble. One less argument with Alastor, probably. Not like their tiffs are on the enjoyable end of the spectrum anymore, he could do without. But he'd turned into this particular doorway because he'd heard the music drifting out. Something older but lively that he rarely hears anymore.

So what if this is Alastor's chosen haunt? So what if this is where he's taking his... whatever that particular sinner is to him. Lucifer doesn't know and doesn't care, and he's not going to be put off an evening of good music just because some upsstart little demon is also in attendance. Alastor's noticed him, hard not to with the shadow grinning at Lucifer and all but daring him to stick his nose in.

Ugh, no thank you. If Alastor has a problem he can come tell Lucifer himself.

(Maybe that'd be something he actually cares enough to put some feeling into.)

So fine, Lucifer does the polite thing and removes his hat — leaving him with just the sinuous curl of his crown as he waves the hat into thin air and out of the way. A little pop of air and he's down on all fours, padding through the crowd until he gets to an empty table. Back to his more usual shape and he makes himself comfortable.

As comfortable as he can be, at least, when everyone's noticed the king of Hell is out and about and wants some face time while he's in their midst. Maybe he should've stuck to the cat form and found a place to perch on the rafters. The constant onslaught of flirty smiles and winks and offers — ugh, some of these demons could use a visit to one of Charlie's self-esteem group sessions — keeps his attention away from whatever Alastor's up to, at least. Even if he's already feeling the headache creeping up on him.
]

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