I could be God themself and I wouldn't want someone crushing my foot!
[ He's just gonna ignore that first comment. Because it's true. It's too true and he's not thinking about it. Not thinking about how Alastor gets under his skin and the very sight of the man makes him want to strangle him, and how Alastor is so frustratingly infuriating and— and oh look, he is thinking about it! How can he not when his perfectly good bowl of soup has been contaminated with sinner vibes. Yuck!
You know what, there's a great way to make his point. A little childish, maybe, but when it comes to Alastor, nothing is out of line!
He jabs his cane into Alastor's boot. Haha, take that, sucker. ]
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[ He's just gonna ignore that first comment. Because it's true. It's too true and he's not thinking about it. Not thinking about how Alastor gets under his skin and the very sight of the man makes him want to strangle him, and how Alastor is so frustratingly infuriating and— and oh look, he is thinking about it! How can he not when his perfectly good bowl of soup has been contaminated with sinner vibes. Yuck!
You know what, there's a great way to make his point. A little childish, maybe, but when it comes to Alastor, nothing is out of line!
He jabs his cane into Alastor's boot. Haha, take that, sucker. ]