[ Heh. He hopes he's given Alastor cooties. ]

Uh, no, you definitely started this one. I was just finishing it.

[ You know, with the insistence on carrying him around like some helpless damsel in distress! Lucifer! He waves his hand dismissively, fixated on that and blissfully unaware of the twisty conspiracy theory being baked in Alastor's head. ]

Which is probably our cue that we should go visit your "place". [ He air quotes it. ] Unless you wanna risk them burning the whole kitchen down.