[ Relations. Engaging in relations. With Alastor. His brain goes blank for an entire ten seconds as he tries to process that. Which— no. No, impossible. There's no way. Absolutely not. With Alastor of all people?! Not a chance! Not even on a cold day in Hell! ]
We are NOT engaging in relations. [ He jabs a finger at Alastor's chest. ] That would require engaging in a relationship which, ha! With you? That's a good one, very funny! Ha ha ha!
[ He spends a moment sounding out each individual ha to make sure Alastor knows exactly how ridiculous he finds the concept. Once that's properly conveyed, he's willing to move on to the next order of business. ]
And I have no idea, she just said they'd run out of flour.
[ The whole four bags of it that he'd picked up for her last week in preparation for hands-on therapy day. ]
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We are NOT engaging in relations. [ He jabs a finger at Alastor's chest. ] That would require engaging in a relationship which, ha! With you? That's a good one, very funny! Ha ha ha!
[ He spends a moment sounding out each individual ha to make sure Alastor knows exactly how ridiculous he finds the concept. Once that's properly conveyed, he's willing to move on to the next order of business. ]
And I have no idea, she just said they'd run out of flour.
[ The whole four bags of it that he'd picked up for her last week in preparation for hands-on therapy day. ]