Ugh. [ He slumps down in his chair, not even trying to hide his pout. ] This is why I find it so hard to believe in you sinners like Charlie does.
[ Of course he believes in Charlie. She's better than him in every single way. But believing in anyone else, well. He'll do anything to support her, but he's still having trouble with that. The motley little crew at the hotel (excepting one demon currently in his company) is all well and good, but they're hardly the norm for Hell.
He's trying real damn hard to keep this new streak of motivation and looking on the bright side going for the exceptions. ]
There's still more than plenty of souls in Hell for you Overlords to squabble over. [ It's not like the overpopulation problem has gone away! Petty assholes. ] What does it matter if a few of them decide to try to get out of this crap hole? It's not like—
[ Whatever else he's going to say is interrupted by that abrupt drawing and quartering. Delicately, Lucifer wrinkles his nose and fishes a handkerchief out of thin air to wipe a spatter of blood off his face. ]
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[ Of course he believes in Charlie. She's better than him in every single way. But believing in anyone else, well. He'll do anything to support her, but he's still having trouble with that. The motley little crew at the hotel (excepting one demon currently in his company) is all well and good, but they're hardly the norm for Hell.
He's trying real damn hard to keep this new streak of motivation and looking on the bright side going for the exceptions. ]
There's still more than plenty of souls in Hell for you Overlords to squabble over. [ It's not like the overpopulation problem has gone away! Petty assholes. ] What does it matter if a few of them decide to try to get out of this crap hole? It's not like—
[ Whatever else he's going to say is interrupted by that abrupt drawing and quartering. Delicately, Lucifer wrinkles his nose and fishes a handkerchief out of thin air to wipe a spatter of blood off his face. ]
Yuck.