A good thing that I am around to ensure that this doesn't happen then, hmm? Both cooking and hunting are art forms that time time and dedication to develop any small amount of proficiency and skill in.
[ Which probably says a lot right there, huh? That Alastor would view both activities in such a way just barely scratches the surface of his lifestyle prior to death.
Since Lucifer is going to be agreeable, Alastor snaps his fingers. Those tentacles make another appearance, grabbing onto the body. Dissipating into shadow. Where he is moving it? Well who can say. Probably storing the corpse in some pocket dimension until he is clear of the fallen angel. ]
Imagine, if you will, that I should bring these sorts of meals back to the hotel. It would completely undermine everything dear Charlie wishes to accomplish not to mention who would even wish to go there if they thought the Radio Demon was going to prey on them? Why, I am only looking out for the hotel's best interests.
[ Which isn't a lie at all, though Alastor himself wouldn't really care. It's one of those 'pick your battles' situations. It's not worth the fuss that the Sinners and Charlie would kick up about it.
Though, at the moment, there are other reasons. Reasons that Lucifer doesn't need to be aware of. No one does. ]
So should I feel the need and a hell deer won't do, I make sure to go elsewhere.
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Date: 2024-02-19 02:07 am (UTC)[ Which probably says a lot right there, huh? That Alastor would view both activities in such a way just barely scratches the surface of his lifestyle prior to death.
Since Lucifer is going to be agreeable, Alastor snaps his fingers. Those tentacles make another appearance, grabbing onto the body. Dissipating into shadow. Where he is moving it? Well who can say. Probably storing the corpse in some pocket dimension until he is clear of the fallen angel. ]
Imagine, if you will, that I should bring these sorts of meals back to the hotel. It would completely undermine everything dear Charlie wishes to accomplish not to mention who would even wish to go there if they thought the Radio Demon was going to prey on them? Why, I am only looking out for the hotel's best interests.
[ Which isn't a lie at all, though Alastor himself wouldn't really care. It's one of those 'pick your battles' situations. It's not worth the fuss that the Sinners and Charlie would kick up about it.
Though, at the moment, there are other reasons. Reasons that Lucifer doesn't need to be aware of. No one does. ]
So should I feel the need and a hell deer won't do, I make sure to go elsewhere.