[ He can't help the way his eye twitches as Alastor remarks on the size of his tongue. Ha ha, always with the short jokes! Repeated exposure has only somehow made them more grating. Much like Alastor himself. Incredible! Who knew it was possible for the most obnoxious demon in Hell to become even more obnoxious?
Even as he continues his vain attempt to shove Alastor out of his personal space, Lucifer gives serious consideration to dunking the demon's head directly in the bowl of soup.
Regretfully, he decides it's not worth the disappointed look Charlie would give him. ]
Great, go be careful somewhere else! [ He leans a bit more weight into the elbowing, for all the good it does. ] Don't you have other things to do besides ruin a perfectly good bowl of soup?
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Date: 2024-02-17 05:26 am (UTC)Even as he continues his vain attempt to shove Alastor out of his personal space, Lucifer gives serious consideration to dunking the demon's head directly in the bowl of soup.
Regretfully, he decides it's not worth the disappointed look Charlie would give him. ]
Great, go be careful somewhere else! [ He leans a bit more weight into the elbowing, for all the good it does. ] Don't you have other things to do besides ruin a perfectly good bowl of soup?